so after i woke up, i had trouble following the storyline, for a bit

but grumio - oh my gosh

this fellow is hilarious. he's an even better troller than i am. from what i gather, he's petruchio's servant (another suitor for bianca (younger sister) no doubt). he gets caught up on petruchio's grammar

i mean, petruchio DOES keep telling him to knock HIM at the gate, not to knock on the gate. i'dve done what he asked and hit him :P

apparently they're visiting one of the original suitor guys (old friends or something?)

oh. i was wrong, petruchio doesn't want to court bianca. he's after her older sister. hm

i like this petruchio guy. he's a man after my own heart

which is obviously fixated with money, duh

they're incorporating him into their creepy fake school teacher plan

OH. they're gonna get petruchio to court katharina (sassy older sister), so hortensio (original suitor number 1) can pursue bianca

petruchio's got a pretty sweet deal if you ask me

his life goals? to thrive and to wive

WE ARE BASICALLY THE SAME PERSON

what a wonderful character