wait wait wait wait wait
TWO school teacher plans? really?
unoriginal xP also confusing
and when they meet up before presenting themselves to baptista - they're just going to let it be a rivalry contest and let it go at that?
man, i'dve beaten that other guy up. heck no. i wouldn't give him a chance. heck no
and grumio and gremio
so confusing but so hilarious! they're both trolling each other so hard! especially grumio XD twisting everything gremio says and making a mockery of it
so wonderful
im not near so tired now
laughing too much - partially at the intended humor, and the other part at the ridiculousness and unbelievability of the whole situation
“my lady” seems to have fallen asleep though :P when he was the first to scold me for the same not an hour earlier
he's drooling too
so after i woke up, i had trouble following the storyline, for a bit
but grumio - oh my gosh
this fellow is hilarious. he's an even better troller than i am. from what i gather, he's petruchio's servant (another suitor for bianca (younger sister) no doubt). he gets caught up on petruchio's grammar
i mean, petruchio DOES keep telling him to knock HIM at the gate, not to knock on the gate. i'dve done what he asked and hit him :P
apparently they're visiting one of the original suitor guys (old friends or something?)
oh. i was wrong, petruchio doesn't want to court bianca. he's after her older sister. hm
i like this petruchio guy. he's a man after my own heart
which is obviously fixated with money, duh
they're incorporating him into their creepy fake school teacher plan
OH. they're gonna get petruchio to court katharina (sassy older sister), so hortensio (original suitor number 1) can pursue bianca
petruchio's got a pretty sweet deal if you ask me
his life goals? to thrive and to wive
WE ARE BASICALLY THE SAME PERSON
what a wonderful character
okay, so
this is pretty boring so far. i fell asleep for a second at one point <.<
these two dudes come into town, a rich guy and his servant guy
they hide out in some nearby trees and spy on the main characters as they exit a building
two chicks, their father, and two men who would court the younger chick. i gotta say though, the older chick's got some sass. i like it
although i'm sure i'd like it more if the roles weren't all played by males xP
anyways. the two suitors are arguing with the dad, cause apparently he won't let either of them marry his younger daughter until someone courts (or carts XD) the older one
and with the two interlopers still in the trees, of course the rich guy “falls in love” with the younger chick as well
cause you know, true love happens through creepy spying and such. i'dve at least given her my name and told her to look me up on facebook xP
so in the manner of creepy dudes, rich guy and his servant hatch some harebrained scheme involving switching places and pretending to be a school teacher, in order to get close to the younger sister
that's when i fell asleep <.<
you'll never guess the wild things that happened to me today.
last night was pretty normal - bar hopping, drunk as skunk, thrown out of all manner of places, accumulating massive interest on all my tabs, etc
ended up falling asleep curled up under a bush
like i said, a pretty normal evening
but this morning, i woke up - with a massive headache, of course - in this super fancy bed, to a bunch of people in posh dress calling me lord and insisting i'd suffered from some random amnesia for the past 15years, that i was actually rich
ill admit, i had a moment of nonthinking honesty, where i tried to convince them i was my own poor and unlordly self
they most adamantly insisted otherwise
and so heck, if they were going to persist with foolish ignorance, or (more likely) continue to troll me for their bored pleasure, i was going to wring every inch i could get out of their game!
started with some ale - on the house, of course (;
and suddenly - and i dont even know i got into the situation, it all happened so fast - but i ended up in bed with this crossdressed dude
fancy-clothes claimed he was my “lady,” distraught and heartbroken at my purported many-yeared illness. hah
i kept trolling (:
tried to see if i could get him to strip, or at the very least, make him extremely uncomfortable. the latter worked, at least :3 he freaked for a second, when i begged him to come to bed with me :P
although we're sitting here under the covers now. he's inched as far over from me as he can though lol trying to seem nonchalant and unpurposeful about it
had my “servants” bring me some more drink, and my laptop, of course, so i could enlighten you with this hilarious tale
now though they seem to have brought in some performers, and are asking if i would watch a play
well heck
at the cost of spending a day lounging in bed, drinking as much free alcohol as i like? sure ill “watch” your stupid play
and i've the internet to keep me distracted from actually having to pay attention, if i end up getting bored
bring it, would-be trollers
